I have an exam on Wednesday.
Oh joy! **insert sarcasm here.**
Some people deal with stress by drinking, taking drugs or behaving irresponsibly.
I, however, deal with things in a very mature and responsible way.
I simply accept stressful circumstances and rise above them with maturity and grace.
There is no need for all this dramatic nonsense, just pull yourself together and work harder.

Yeah, I didn't fall for it either.